CocaineRonpa: Crossover Carnage (READ DESCRIPTION)

CHAPTER 1: The Bitter Song Of Despair (Daily Life)

(weow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they explore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! forst motive woahahhah?!?1//!/1?!?!?/1/1/1/1/1//1/1/1/1//?!?1/!?1/)

-After attempting to figure things out, the group decides to retire to their dorms for the night. Our hero comes to a door with his name, and a cutesy doodle of him.-

-Our hero opens the door.....it appears to be an office of sorts, with a bed.-

Phoenix: "Wow, pretty fancy for a dorm room..."

-Bells sound, and the tv switches on.-

Tsukikuma: "Good evening. It is now 10pm, officially marking nighttime. Please report to your dorms, the dining hall will be locked after this announcement. (so no midnight snacks..) Good night, sleep tight, soon you'll wake...if you're lucky. kuhuhu~"

-Our hero kicks off his shoes, and drifts off to sleep...-

-Celestial Theater-

Taiyokuma: "Wow! Fanfiction sure is great, but I HATE when it's unfinished! Like, I read a 2345678987654345678 page slow burn fic and BOOM! NOT FINISHED! MAN!"

Tsukikuma: "Maybe just filter the fic results...?"

Taiyokuma: "Blehh, I'm too lazy!"

-*ding dong ding dong*-

Taiyokuma: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISE AND SHINE, PUNKS! IT'S 8AM, GET YOUR LAZY ASSES UP!!! WAKEY WAKEY, EGGS N BAKEY! GET READY FOR ANOTHER DESPAIR FILLED DAY! KYAHAHAHAHA!"

-Our hero joins the group in the dining hall. Everyone seems to be chatting amongst themselves, despite the fact they were told that they had to murder one another..-

-Boyfriend passes by Phoenix, with a large plate of chocolate-glazed donuts. Our hero notices that the butcher gang is the only group without food.-

Phoenix: "You guys aren't hungry?"

Barley: "We don't exactly...need to eat.."

Phoenix: "Oh. Okay, just wonderin'."

PaRappa: "Yo! Mister Wright! Over here!"

-Our hero takes a seat by PaRappa.-

PaRappa: "The food here's pretty good for a prison!"

-He shovels an entire pancake into his mouth, wagging his tail.-

Phoenix: "Heh, don't eat so fast!"

PaRappa: "Mmph, sowy, ith tho tathy!"

-Meanwhile, Ibuki is talking to Vibri.-

Ibuki: "Vibri! Ibuki wanted to say! Uhhh...you're very scrunkly scrimblo!"

Vibri: "Huuh???"

Ibuki: "You know! A little spoingle! Maybe even a mipy!"

Vibri: "????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"

Taiyokuma: "ATTENTION, PUNKS!"

-Everyone jumps at Taiyokuma's sudden appearance.-

Taiyokuma: "Aw, calm down, you big scaredy cats! I'm here to announce our first motive!"

Boyfriend: "brep be beepaa skdoo bepo boop?"

Rantaro: "Every Danganronpa, there's a motive each time. It's like a reason that someone kills."