In this humorous and insightful personal essay, a Western traveller recounts their attempt at Vipassana meditation in a Bangkok temple. What begins as an eagerly anticipated spiritual experience quickly turns into an unexpected battle of wills-between the aspiring meditator and a swarm of tenacious mosquitoes. Through this entertaining narrative, the author reflects on the challenges of meditation, the unpredictability of travel, and the profound lessons that can emerge from the most unlikely of teachers. This piece offers a light-hearted yet thoughtful exploration of mindfulness, cultural immersion, and the often-comedic journey of self-discovery.