Megan Says

All I ever do is eat, sleep, and poop. Wow I'm fun! Taco bell is my lyfe. My life revolves around my friends Nikki, Christa, Andrea, Roxy the rock, Jade, Annah, and Gracie. They're the homies who keep me whole. They help me through everything, especially relationship advice, which I really need. Considering I'm all alone while they have men. Pff.

My days usually begin with me pooping, and my father yelling at me for clogging the toilet. I then call him some sort of body part, like a foot, and cuddle my dog Shadow before throwing her in the bushes to pee. Like mother like daughter. Afterwards, I go to the coffee shop with my homies, swag! I work at home depot because my boss gives me taco bell gift cards instead of real cash. I live off taco bell.

My daily life continued to be boring, and stupid, and moist. God I hate that word... Until I met Christian.