It all started with adding a wrong number... M: WHY DOESN'T HE REACT? M: LUKEEEEEE M: COME ON BUDDY K: who's Luke? M: WAIT WHAT M: U AREN'T LUKE C: MICHAEL!! YOU'VE ADDED THE WRONG NUMBER AGAIN!!! K: What? Who are you? I'm going to warn you beforehand: this is my worst story ever. It's so bad you'll laugh your ass off about the clichés.