Ass Milk

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Parts 68
Time 1h 16m

Reads 116,381
Votes 7,515
Parts 68
Time 1h 16m

"So, how did you know you were gay?"
    
    "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head.  Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and thought, damn, I want that dangly thing between his legs up my arsecrack, I realised, oh holy fucking shit, the gay rainbow chose me! Praise Jesus."
    
    "Your parents must be proud."
    
    "They make me masturbate in a bath of holy water every night."
    
    
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    A light-hearted and sometimes funny collection of dialogue, letters, school incident reports, paintings and texts involving Charlie and his antagonistic art partner, Ferne, as they get together through their mutual love of spray-paint, love itself and... Ass Milk?
    
    Brilliant. 
    
    [PG13: frequent profanities, contains bxb kissing gifs, moderate indirect sexual content/references and gAy RaInBoWs]
    
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"So, how did you know you were gay?"
    
    "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head.  Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and thought, damn, I want that dangly thing between his legs up my arsecrack, I realised, oh holy fucking shit, the gay rainbow chose me! Praise Jesus."
    
    "Your parents must be proud."
    
    "They make me masturbate in a bath of holy water every night."
    
    
    -
    
    A light-hearted and sometimes funny collection of dialogue, letters, school incident reports, paintings and texts involving Charlie and his antagonistic art partner, Ferne, as they get together through their mutual love of spray-paint, love itself and... Ass Milk?
    
    Brilliant. 
    
    [PG13: frequent profanities, contains bxb kissing gifs, moderate indirect sexual content/references and gAy RaInBoWs]
    
    98% complete

68 parts