PAUNAWA: ANG LAHAT NG NABANGGIT SA IBABA AY PAWANG PRODUKTO LAMANG NG MAGULONG UTAK NG AWTOR. SAMAKATUWID, ANG LAHAT NG ITO AY TRUE TO LIE STORY LAMANG. HINDI, JOKE LUNGS! ITO AY TRUE TO LIFE STORY. INUULIT KO, ITO AY TRUE TO LIFE STORY. UULITIN KO ULIT, ITO AY TRUE TO LIFE STORY. (CAPS LOCK NATIN PARA INTENSE)


"I'll always remain UNKNOWN because as far as I remember... I WRITE because nobody dares to LISTEN."

I'll be lying if I told you that I don't mess up in every millisecond of my life.
Hey! I wouldn't bother to introduce myself. Perhaps you can call me MashterShunade.
I seriously possessed a huge-but-empty talkative brain. 
I'm a sixteen-year-old half-villain half-alien product of Uranus
And I'm the ugly brat there in the blurred picture


A pinch of information about me?
I don't sing. I recite poems inside the bathroom. 
I dance. The entire earth has become my stage.
I don't act. I'm worst at dramas.
I only showcase my own greatness.
I draw not a masterpiece but an abstract.
I write. I write to express not to impress.
I'm a Goddess of Nefariousness and...
I'm the most shungang nilalang in the entire universe. 
I'm an impatient genetic experiment.
I believe in  "KAPAG MAY TYAGA, BUKAS BALUGA".
I'm a dreamer.
I'm a Pollyanna
I'm an optimist.
I'm an escapist.
I'm hoping that one day I'll witness the moon as it turns into triangle. 


Say nasty things about me, who's that pokemon ka sa 'kin!
Start a fight with me at  bahala na ang Ninja Turtles at Teen Titans sa 'kin!
Be a friend of mine? Welcome to the world of Teletabis!
Okay, I'll end here.

Hephephep! Teka! Hihirit pa!
Wag mong sisisihin ang kung sino mang Gods and Goddesses sa Mt. Olympus kung bakit ako nagkagan'to!

MY LIFE, MY CHOICE, MY MISTAKE AND NOT YOURS! 
SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND, DEAR! 

HINDI MO MANLANG BINASA? PEKTOS KA SAKIN! JOKE!