I am the friendly not-very-neighborhood unicorn. Farts glitter, ice cream and will eat twelve tons of any food you throw. I also like to kill main character or people important to them, or both. So, watch out for that. Heheheh.


I'm in middle school. If you think this is weird for the fact that my books are like how they are, I will say this: elementary school was not easy and books helped me. I now read adult books. For, you know, ADULTS. Follow me on Instagram @hola_i_am_crazy










still reading this? wow, really must like me. I love potatoes. Like, a lot. Can't go a day without talking about them. And that is that. Don't question this unicorn.


Also an avid typer. Can't go a day without it *wink wink*.