Hi. I'm socially awkward. *trips and falls on face*
Welcome to my account, where I basically prove to you that I'm lame. *wipes glasses*
You might decide that I'm pretty cool, *winks and straightens bow tie*
So if you do follow, my stories aren't all that bad. *trips over trench coat*
Welcome to the club. *hands you a pair of 3D glasses.* It for the Timey Wimey stuff.