If you believe the rumours on the street, I am half mad vampire - pug hybrid with a hankering for human flesh and Nutella, Or you might so believe that I am a Mafia overlord with fifty million illegitimate love-children dotted around the globe, all sporting bright pink Mohawk's and duck bills for noses. But in all reality, I am just a boring, brown haired twenty year old from a perpetually rainy little island called Great Britain! Yes, I am aware that that makes me all the more awesome! 

No, I don't say "Would you like a cup of tea, guvnor?" 

I do, however drink an inane amount of tea and complain about the weather! There are some more things you should know about me! LGBT, I hate how people discriminate against people for their sexual orientation, I love Harry Potter, I have no time for bullies or narrow-minded people, so if you're either of those, then please don't bother contact me. 

I have a blog, where I review books! You can find it here! http://thebooklifeforme.blogspot.co.uk/

If you want your book reviewing on my blog, just send me a quick PM  (Don't post on my message board!) and I'll get to it! All I ask for in return is a simple follow!

Want to talk? Then hit me up! I'm not mean and I'll talk to just about anyone, as long as it's not inappropriate.

You might find a lot of incomplete works on this page, the reason being it is dedicated to short stories and book reviews, things with little meaning or fluidity. I have a main account @ThatBritChick for my full works!

"Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing." - Benjamin Franklin 

This is my second account where I'll be posting all my ahort stories and on occasion, Harry Potter fanfiction.  If you want my original works, you can find me at @ThatBritChick