BruNoWaSHerE

IM ALMOST DONE WITH NEW OHW CHAPTER

OHW SEQUEL TEASER:
          
          Bruno stared at the messy countertops, their eyebrows furrowed; had Squidy cooked again? The dough-covered bowls and spoons stared at Bruno, and they sighed, knowing it was them who would have to clean it up. They grab everything and begrudgingly make their way to the sink and begin washing the dishes with a bloodstained dish towel.
          
          "Heya, Bruno! What'cha up to?" Bruno's ears flattened at the sound of Squidy's voice, and their head whipped over to her, a sour frown on their face. Squidy eyes darted between the dishtowel in Bruno's hand to the flour-coated counter and she smiled sheepishly.
          
          "If you must know, I'm cleaning up this disaster before we begin our show. I would just hire someone to clean our kitchen but, you know..." Bruno's head gestured to the large freezer and Squidy groaned, realizing their cannibalism wouldn't allow them to be lazy.
          
          "Can't you just, you know- eat normal food so we can hire a maid?" Mark suggested, butting into the conversation. He was considered the 'normal' one of the four, disliking the way human's tasted. The boy would've much rather preferred a nice porkchop and wasn't afraid to express his opinion. Yet, despite this, Mark was a loyal friend and told nobody the gang's dark secret.
          
          "Mark, no we cannot just do that. We might experience withdrawal or something and that doesn't sound fun," Bruno reasoned, tossing the dishtowel into the sink and grabbing a cleaner one. They were used to being the one doing all the background work for the show such as editing and cleaning. It certainly wasn't the cat's favorite job, but someone had to do it.
          
          "You make it sound like we're drug addicts, goofy!" Squidy joked, scrolling through Pinterest. Yumi just so happened to be leaning over her shoulder, staring at the cooking recipes with mild interest.  Yumi didn't exactly know what to do, so they instead opted to do nothing productive.

HEY [bronchi]MIND IF I MAKE A COOKING SHOW FEATURING YOU? IT'S STILL CANABALISM WAHADDA SAY

Wtf

Im back apparently

JDWHWUGDWDG YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

BITCH WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE COOKING. THE BOOKS NOT BEEN UPDATED IN AGES. I'M BORED OF WAITING. BRUNO. 

NEW OUR HUMAN WAFFLES CHAPTER SOON!

BRO UPDATE OUR HUMAN WAFFLES PLEASEE

Brunoooo I have a bodyyyy *drags natsukis father*hes very fat and very alcoholic what do I do with him