Likes:
Writing cliffhangers
Fantasy
Anime/Manga
Pirates/Steampunk
Writing the Night Rider
Sarcasm
Doctor Who
Sherlock (seasons 1 + 2)
Marvel
Harry Potter
Books in general
Hats
Chocolate
Animation
Music
Too many fandoms (feel free to ask which ones)
Playing the Alto Saxophone
Spoons
Plushies
Dislikes:
Kraken
Romance
Reading Requests
Haters/Supernewbs
Sarcasm Used Incorrectly
Cliche Plotlines
Waiting
Most Vegetables
Socks
Annoying People
Bad Updates/Formats
Deadlines
Migraines
Smartasses
Twattpad Glitches
Water
Being Mistaken For A Dude
Running
- Godforsaken spit of land
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