The Vampire Always Bites Twice is the Wattys 2022 English Language Grand Prize Winner!
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Writer, witch, and hopeless necromantic. I earned my BFA from The University of the Arts in 2014, where I majored in Writing for Film & Television, and minored in petty hexes. I enjoy writing mysteries about sex, undeath, and witchcraft. This bisexual witch and wine enthusiast lives in Philadelphia with my lover and two feline familiars. I swear I have never reanimated any of them. Pinky promise.
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The "Bites Twice" Mysteries
1 - The Vampire Always Bites Twice
1.5 - Doubull Indemnity
2 - Shadow of a Curse (Ongoing)
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Stories by AHopelessNecromantic
Shadow of a Curse
Vampire private eye and criminal necromancer return to unravel the mystery of a stolen painting.
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When a fa...
The Vampire Always Bites Twice
Criminal necromancer & vampire private eye team up to solve the case of the missing barista.
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When a clien...
Doubull Indemnity
It's Valentine's Day in Philadelphia, and our favorite former criminal necromancer turned (kind of? Sort of?)...