The Vampire Always Bites Twice is the Wattys 2022 English Language Grand Prize Winner! 


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Writer, witch, and hopeless necromantic. I earned my BFA from The University of the Arts in 2014, where I majored in Writing for Film & Television, and minored in petty hexes. I enjoy writing mysteries about sex, undeath, and witchcraft. This bisexual witch and wine enthusiast lives in Philadelphia with my lover and two feline familiars. I swear I have never reanimated any of them. Pinky promise.

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The "Bites Twice" Mysteries
1 - The Vampire Always Bites Twice
1.5 - Doubull Indemnity (under revision)
2 - Shadow of a Curse (Coming Fall 2025)

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  • Where Bad Things Happen (Philly)
  • JoinedOctober 23, 2020


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AHopelessNecromantic AHopelessNecromantic Nov 22, 2025 12:04AM
In tomorrow's chapter of Shadow of a Curse: Greg smells cologne, Isla finally fixes her lipstick, and Arlo would prefer some discretion, please.https://www.wattpad.com/story/395522127-shadow-of-a-cu...
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Shadow of a Curse by AHopelessNecromantic
Shadow of a Curse
Vampire private eye and criminal necromancer return to unravel the mystery of a stolen painting. * When a fa...
The Vampire Always Bites Twice by AHopelessNecromantic
The Vampire Always Bites Twice
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Doubull Indemnity by AHopelessNecromantic
Doubull Indemnity
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