Most of this is true
Some

Biographical Information
Name: Mei Cheyanne (May)
Gender: Obviously a girl.... Right? *Checks* Yup!
Age: Somewhere between 0 and 100 :D
Birthdate: 16th August ... I'm able to tell you this right?
Zodiac: Leo Because I be the Beast 
Status?: I'm Alive I'm pretty sure if I was dead I wouldn't be able to have sexy times with my computer
Physical and Vital Statistics
Race: Probably a Watermelon
Ethnicity: What am I Speaking now? Russian?
Occupation: Looting- Writing most of the time *Smiles while shoving hands in pockets*
Blood type: Let me see then *Directs Vampire into the room as I stick my arm out* Vampire: Tastes Bad... like a O-range
Appearance: In the Picture Bro!!!!
Height and build: I'm an average size and not saying... *Hides in a closet while poking cake...*
Weight and bust: *Stands on weight scale..* *Weight scale breaks* My bust *Stares down crying*
Skin tone: Tanned
Eye color: Dark brown
Hair color: Dark brown

Friends:
Icying <3 Is my dominant I'm her submissive
http://www.wattpad.com/user/CookieGodess