Diana Meechan

Diana: Ooooo~ you make my balls so blue~. 
          Pal: HHHhHHHHHH.
          Diana: No but really stop making my footbals blue with your paint.
          Pal: YOU LITTLE PEICE OF S**T HOW DARE YOU USE HEATHERS AGAINST ME!
          Diana: Lucky it wasn't hamilton.
          Pal: Just you wait! - uh oh.
          Diana: JUST YOU WAAAAAIT. What's your name man?
          Pal: oml....
          Diana: No but really what's your name i forgot.
          Pal: AAAAAgHHHHHH. 
          Diana: Ok AAAAAgHHHHHH. 
          Pal: = calls other pal =
          Other pal: hey gals what did i miss-
          Other pal: = sees Diana =
          Other pal: they said freedom is something they'll never take away. -  oh shoot i put her into full hamilton mode.
          Diana: NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU.
          Pal: What do they tell you?
          Diana: gurl it's a song it's you favri- oh i see what you did..   SHIT. 

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