You've done something that most writers can't do, but wish they could, as much as they try ...they still fall into one common category and that's not necessarily a knock on their talents as a writer, or inconsistent grammar. It really just comes down to personality... and you've got it in spades, my friend!!
Your writing is impeccable and full of unique charm... I've admired your work for several months now DoctorRockHard. Keep up the good work!