omg hey pookies it's meeee <3
currently listening to: pretend by alex_g_offline
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next song: not allowed by tv girl
tw: shitty spelling and terrible mental state :)
offline most of the day, fuck you screen time
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum:
- i'm a minor so... yeah
- if you know me irl we shan't EVER mention this
- myct. dsmp. iykyk.
ello ello ello i like to read myct and dsmp shit (dw not weird stuff) and uhh yea if you're seeing this, first follow my canadian bestie (@your_big_daddy14) and comment 'BEEF BOBBY IS KING'. my profile name is cringey. i was a different person when i made it...
swearing addictions are so pog.
- there could be a ghost agressively breaking down next to you and you would have no idea.
- in my defense, your honour, i do not vibe with the law
- damn gurl are you a fire alarm cause you're really loud and fucking annoying
- you look like something i drew with my left hand
- you bumbling shit muffin, you absolute walnut, you piece of burnt pasta, you weak egg, you imitation of a chicken, you prune juice, you salty slug, you lettuce head, you intolerable cruton, you disturbing fuckwad, you february fuck, you cream faced loon :)
my bootylicious irl bestie: @not_niah
my yumyumymumymummmy canadian pookie: @ur_big_daddy14
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dnf >> knf
l.a. face with the oakland booty,
i like big butts and i cannot lie,
you, other brothers, can't deny,
when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist,
and a round thing in your face,
you get sprung, wanna pull up tough,
you notice that butt was stuffed,
deep in the jeans she's wearing,
i'm hooked and i can't stop staring!!
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this is bob. bob says hello.
copy and paste him everywhere you can.
soon he will take over the world.
- buh BYE
- britain (and NO america isn't better, you lot can have guns before beer, you call a liquid 'gas' and how tf else do you pronounce tuesday - also it's OUR lanuage so you can't be complaining about how we pronounce shit XD)
- JoinedJanuary 14, 2024
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