I despise writing a bio.  Never really done it.  Where do I start? The beginning? No, don't remember that.  Although, I do have this reoccurring dream where I'm trying to squeeze through a tiny opening.  Weird, hmmm?  

Do I start in the middle? No, it's been fattened by carbs from poor choices in my twenties.   

Definitely not the end, we all know what comes a knockin:  Munchausen by proxy.  No, not really, I'm just obsessed with the word Munchausen.  Say it once.  It's fun!  

Do I write in third person, like I'm not really the one writing this?  An omnipresent voice came along, fascinated enough to write about lil old me.

Elizabeth Grace James lives in a shoe with so many children she doesn't know what to do.  She describes herself as kind and generous.  Enjoys skiing in a bikini and often goes weeks without shaving her legs.  

No, that's not me. Well, kinda.