"Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour and it can never be used to hurt you."

"Well, pardon me young man, excuse the shit out of my goddamn French, but did you just threaten me?"

"Noobmaster. Hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy. If you don't log off this game immediately I'm gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms then shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right. Yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel!"

"Come on, man, I know Sam, OK, better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean, the guy feels guilty surfing the Internet for porn."

"Bob Newby. Superhero."


Book quotes:


"As Amycus spun round, Harry shouted, "Crucio!"

"I see what Bellatrix meant," said Harry, the blood thundering through his brain, "you need to really mean it."

"Potter!" whispered Professor McGonagall, clutching her heart. "Potter - you're here! What -? How -?" She struggled to pull herself together. "Potter, that was foolish!"

"He spat at you," said Harry.
                                                           

"People tend to overestimate my character," I say quietly. "They think that because I'm small, or a girl, or a Stiff, I can't possibly be cruel. But they're wrong." 


"To define is to limit."


"That's all right," said Edmund. "Between ourselves, you haven't been as bad as I was on my first trip to Narnia. You were only an ass, but I was a traitor."