I'm just a salamander with a finer taste for things in life.  I write stories from time to time, when I'm not hunting for my prey or escaping from my prey, or even my own kind.  I also desire to see other people become great story writers, which is why I'm overly analytical and critical when it comes to stories.  If you don't like my criticism, then you don't have to pay attention to it, but I have the right to criticize and I will not be denied this right.

In all reality, though, if you thought I was really a salamander for some reason, you're wrong, I'm actually a human.  The concept of a gentlemanly salamander was just amusing to me, so I rolled with it.