@Suddenly_Gay
You know you're fucked when you've been gooning for too long and desperately need to touch grass but nature's still surviving from NNN and it's too cold to go outside
I can't live, laugh, lobster bathe in these conditions.
Santa gave me a dead dog for Christmas.
My dog Dixie has a 99% chance of having cancer. We'll have to put her down.
Oh my god, I’m so sorry. I hope the 1% chance of her not having it comes true. But if she does have cancer, I’m so sorry for your loss. Make sure to take care of yourself as well as Dixie. If you can, be in the room with her when they put her down, it will be good for her
@pxetic-bxxk Yeah I'm crying about it too, she's always been such a good girl. And no it wasn't inspired by the book, just a name my mom chose.
Bro wilbur get back off the internet dawg...
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
Bro I got banned for a day on roblox because this guy kept doing the hump thing when I asked him to quit so I called him a damn moron and he REPORTED ME FOR IT
I am impervious to most man made weapons.
@JustYourAverageToast I'd make a liquid hole in myself so it'd just go through on the other side
Just woke up coughing and panting cuz in my dream I couldn't breathe and I'd just cough up blood holy shit
Burger king is so mediocre that it eats at my frontal lobe.
