I've done some interesting jobs over the years, including blackjack dealer and taxi driver, and five years in the adult film business. My neighbourhood reeks of patchouli and pot--totally organic, naturally. Throw in a guy who darkly proclaims that guinea pigs are a gang symbol (because seriously, what is more bad-ass than a guinea pig?!) and it's just another day in paradise.

*NOTE* Do not post whiny "don't steal my work!" notices while advertising your story with someone else's stolen artwork. Hypocrisy is not cool, and copyright violation is bad for everyone. Not just you.