Greetings, Earthlings. I am The Martian, a wayward space traveller who crash-landed on this tiny blue planet and decided to cope with my exile by writing unnecessarily complex stories of a grand variety about characters who make even worse life decisions than I do. I specialise in alternate universes, slow-burn suffering, and characters who should really just take a nap but refuse to do so. I also somehow became fascinated with Earth's profession in screenwriting and filmmaking - for reasons beyond my simple Martian understanding, this industry is unnecessarily difficult! 

My current work is Wizards, a lovingly over-caffeinated, unnecessarily intricate, and probably overly dramatic alternate universe of Harry Potter that I had spent the better part of my earthly exile writing (I've planned it to be a whole nine-book series).  I also do plan to write some other stuff ranging in formats from prosaic books to screenplays because I've got to do something with my life other than stumbling through the film industry right now.

I'd like to say I write for fun, but it's more of an obsessive need to overcomplicate things. I've technically been involved in the fanfic world for years but stopped posting a long time ago to focus on college, school and life but fanfic writing - especially with Wizards - has been a big, monumental reason for why I'm on this path in the first place so it just felt wrong to neglect it. Right now, my main focus will be Wizards, but I do plan to post other fanfics from worlds like The Last of Us, Horizon by Guerrilla Games and - crazy wild card pick - Supergirl. Yes, the TV series.

I accept bribes in the form of rambling comments, wild theories, and proof that at least one person is suffering along with me. If you're looking for a lighthearted, casual read, turn back now - here be dragons, time anomalies, and unresolved tension. But if that's your thing, grab a butterbeer and welcome to The Martian Gallery. Your suffering is my fuel.