That fish you just caught?
That was part of the ocean mafia and now the trained assassin dolphins are after you.
That eel you just touched?
One of the trained assassin dolphins masturbated with that because dolphins do that for some reason. (still wanna touch that buddy?)
That person you mis-gendered on purpose?
They were an octopus spy for the ocean mafia in disguise and reported back to me, (the boss) and you're now on the kill list with and we're giving you concrete shoes.
But don't worry, we're not helping you I'll just make sure the dolphins don't get "freaky" with you while you're drowning.

Countries are lame and I don't like continents so welcome to The Ocean Mafia! I'm the boss and nobody even knows about us yet. Yes I just made this account but I've been around for a while. I miss the the trilobites ;-;.
I do plan to stalk the other well known Mafias just in case... I'm looking at you @The_Russian_Mafia ...
Members: @undertalesongbirds
allies: @The_Arson_Mafia
(I'm working on adding to these lists rn)
Boss: Me bitch. I'm a mermaid mf and my pronouns are she/her but I don't care what pronouns you use for me. I have a wife, and although being immortal and 100,982,806,423 years old my form is that of a minor and I don't age until I decide I want to.