Have you written an original diamond of a story that fails to stand out among all the cliché rough? Are you absolutely furious at the maddening, aforementioned clichés that seem to overtake our lives? Do you have cover-making skills that could propel an author to the exosphere?

If your answer is "yes" to at least one of those three questions (though I'd prefer it if you said "yes" to all three, to be honest), you've come to the right account. ToTheEther holds monthly contests for writers and graphic designers alike, albeit in separate months. I'll also plan to have a huge annual contest this year.

Good luck to all who participate, and I hope that you'll ascend into the æther!

-The person who typed this (yes, it's a one-man show I'm running.)