@LazyAnamaniac @Shortyy-chan
check these people out. I love their content and how they respond to comments! 

@noyaspubes  Doesn't stink as much as her sweaty short boy fetish.

I'm a writer. I write gay. 

Can someone please point me in the direction of a fanfiction where after the 'fall' John fucking loses his shit and disappears for awhile. Mycroft is confused until he learns that John has become an amazing fucking assassin helping kill off Moriarty's men without realizing he's helping the still alive Sherlock, or he's just an assassin to which Sherlock finds out after coming back. (All Johnlock of course) OR John becomes fucking smart after the 'fall' and learns how to deduce similar to Sherlock and or how to fight like a BAMF. I just want BAMF John. FUCKING HELP ME I CAN'T FIND ANY LIKE THIS!

(UPDATE: I gave you my number. I thought you might call... Jim? Jim from the hospital? Huh. Did I leave such a fleeting impression on you? Although, that was rather the point... that's what people DO)