I AM the Wandering Wizard Simon Kalimanus!

My true stories are tales of my adventures hunting the paranormal, but not like you see in the TV shows. Many of these stories inspired issues of Constantine, and I'm fairly sure that the show Supernatural is based on stories someone told about my companion, the Wizard Chasm, portrayed in the stories as Phil Gregory.

In my stories, you will get thrills, chills, and terror like you've never known, and you may also learn a thing or two (that maybe you wish you hadn't) about this universe we live in.

BTW, I was the author of the Ransom Saga on /r/nosleep. It was not live, as the readers suspected, but it was based on a real investigation of mine, and through it Reddit was able to help me manifest evidence of a ghost city where an ancient evil  still lurks, and waits, deep in the woods of Southern Virginia.