preston hating heterophobe

@Woofulz I wouldn't wish for an end but it would be nice if there was a deity or an alien overlord or a messiah or something that scared then shitless and made them all try to get along. They've been fighting for, what, two thousand years now? If they don't shut up the landlord's going to get involved. :/

i for one wish that the aliens would terminate us once and for all
            maybe we can ascend to where rob n mat n chocolate milk are?

It was a test of human nature.
            The results were much more than they bargained for.
            They ended up turning it into a pay-per-view TV show, it was so horrifying.
            
            What if all deities, spirits, and forces were all just the same supernatural being being a troll? What if Nooch really is secretly the truest of all gods?

lmaO omg i used my plane wifi to watch it im the fact rob made a kissy noise at the end of the message
            you sick motherfucker
            
            but u still booly me :((( im gonna ddos you :(((

B-but I gave you the crack!

It's from Jon's June 13th stream on Twitch video and chat from 02:33:45 to about 02:38:00. Because suddenly leaving isn't sketchy at all.
            I have it tagged in case it spawns any one-shot ideas. XD

@Woofulz If it's anything like his streams, then 'crack' is an understatement.
            That's full-blown meth.

im sure you're more up to the task than me. although every job fic will be crack. no matter what anyone tries to write.

Your avatar is perfect for this. And I think we need some good Job fics to welcome Jon into the YouTube community. :D

damn that's real shitty :/ but in this world, it's kill or be killed amirite?

I'll only have healthcare until after my surgery in the next month or so, so... It's better than not having medical care at all.
            
            And I'll have a better chance at getting a job after grad school. Can't have it all, but it's a hell of a lot better than where I live now.

@FlamingRavenclaw canadia doesn't have the best government, with trudeau running around n swearing in parliament and their healthcare system slowly falling apart but it's better than Trumpland™ by a huge margin. i wish you luck in getting accepted though. maybe bless up to some chocolate milk or smth

sQUEALS >w<

@WaturMeloneMC holy shit thanks for all the votes on my fics!! you're way too kind :D it really means a lot <3

@FlamingRavenclaw you're welcome! i love your stuff, so you deserve many more follows, my friend!

@FuzzyFeelings You're welc! Your fic is so good! You deserve all the votes! :D