Okay...Hello, hello. Have a seat! I just made tea, would you like some? Hmm, actually I'm not sure there's enough for two people. Sorry. I don't have any cake at the moment, either...
Right, well. You're here! That's great! Thanks for dropping by!
I do have to tell you some things, though. OK, what were the things...? Ooh! I remember! The things were:
I'm not very traditional and/or conventional when it comes to uploading stories so I'll probably just upload bits and pieces every now and then--'sparks', I call them, cos that's all they end up being *forced laughter*.
If I DO continue with a story, it's likely that I still won't finish it, so don't get your hopes up.
I do, however, appreciate all your comments! I do a little surprised, delighted squeal whenever I see one, so please do leave them! And don't forget to vote! 
Fair warning, I rarely write anything without some swearing, heavy fantasy or gore.

Thanks again for dropping by, feel free to have a read of some things --just put them back when you're done, in the place you found them, please. My OCD knows no bounds when it comes to books.
I'll try and have some tea and maybe cake next time, OK? You come back and I'll have some for you, deal?

I knew I liked you.

- Cube :P