hiii everyone, im tori 
[hiii tori ] said in monotone bored voice. then we have that one peppy girl that no one knows why shes there and maybe she killed her grandma for the chicken nuggets in her purse, but thats us. all of wattpad is that strange hyped up girl. 
that girl is usually me too. 
wattpad to me is like that one support group that i practically never go on but everyone tells me to do so because of all of the great stories made by a 13 year old white girl or even older. maybe a brilliant 28 year old dude with a gandalf beard and ear hair longer than yodas own sprouting like beans. 

this made no sense, but talking about me feels great.
thanks i just got my hair cut ^w^ 
you guys are so supportive 
[audience claps]