I just feel old right now for some reason. Old but not wise.
I'm basically that one deadpan person that just sits alone on the corner, constantly checking my phone and calling people out on their bad choices and grammar. Nobody important, just one random stranger to the side, dreaming of taking over the world. A cat-loving shut in who happens to be into writing fantasy stories that tend to take a little more turns to both the dark and the humorous.
Okay... I know I said that, but I really don't trust my own sense of humor so you can see for yourself and cringe at my wordplay to death.
*Professional Procrastinator. I'm gonna be the laziest, non-lazy person you'll know.
*Painite is a gemstone that glows a dull purple-red glow, and it's my favorite. It also just happens to contain my favourite word.
*Reviewer.
*Soul Reaper.
*INTJ Slytherin.
I'm an official critic in @WeRoyals_PH for Taglish stories! 💜
Former reviewer in @TreasureCommunity for English stories! 💙
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-Misadventures With Monsters (ongoing, rewritten) 🐈
-Guide to Highschool Survival (ongoing, with VEEERY SLOW UPDATES) 💀
-Night Owl Reviews (my own review store. Check for status updates.) ✒
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Ranked #701 in mystery/thriller category (Sept. 26. 2018)
First class highschool.
Best section: Science Curr...