When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelry and you go clubbin'.

Check out my Christian Yelich collab with @opesorry called Riptide under her account. It's pretty, pretty good.
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fakeempires fakeempires Nov 08, 2019 09:07PM
@opesorry posted our new Christian Yelich story under her account. It's called "Cough Syrup," and it's one of my favorites ever.
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