Hi, I'm your local caffeine-fueled language professor who's been correcting grammar in rap lyrics and arguing with commas since the dawn of thesis papers. I specialize in turning boredom into a linguistically accurate existential crisis think of me as your friendly neighborhood word wizard, trapped in a never-ending loop of "Can you explain the difference between affect and effect one more time?" I've graded so many essays I now hallucinate in APA format, and yes, I dream in passive voice. I'm basically the human version of a dusty dictionary that sighs a lot and occasionally throws a pun at your face. Welcome to my world it's quiet, corrected, and just a tad overanalyzed.