"Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish. Flipping gorgeous little sausages. Pen them up together, and they'll devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or... Fish nature..."
-Cpt. Jack Sparrow

Who am I? Cynical, smartass, feminist, masochistic, Pastafarian, cacti-loving, ambitious dragon. Can't write romance to save my life. Deal with it.

I guess this is the part where I tell about myself:
-pen name: X. Libris 
-sign: Capricorn
-zodiac: dragon
- favorite book: Love in the Time of Global Warming
- color: gold
-element: fire
-movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Howl's Moving Castle, Charade
-house: Slytherin
-anime: Special A, Black Butler, Hellsing
-soda: coke
-flower: sunflower
-pets: three adorable cacti, Kipling, Antoinette, and Hedwig
-music: anything rock or swing or electronic...
(I'm a bit of a music nerd)

Fun facts:
I am known to be a tsundere...? (why tho)
Yo hablo espanol (no muy bueno, pero yo comprendo muchas palabras)
I have the same hairstyle as my profile pic  #flawless)
If you have any anime recommendations (that aren't shojo) please feel free to message me about them! 

Here are quick summaries of my books, in case you want to check one of them out:
Motley 1 and 2 and Christmas special- pirates, action, most popular, magical!
Rebellious Duo and Outlandish Return- Motley x Vanishing Evidence (@TastyWords16)!
Just Call me Jack- drama, mystery, horror, historical!
Studying in Scarlet- unfinished, fanfic Sherlock Holmes!
I am Ponti- unfinished, action, apocalyptic, funny!
Gold Heart- unfinished, comedy, romance, superheroes!

Wow, you made it to the end of my bio? You must really like me. Not that I blame you. I like me too.

Kindly send death threats to: the_x@outlook.com