Here's the problem:

You obviously have perfect lips, which is totally fine if the rest of you is a little bit fucked up, but the rest of you isn't fucked up, the rest of you is also perfect.

That's not fair.

Look at his eyes, perfect fucking eyes, my heart melts when I look at it.

Are you kidding?

Is this a joke?

Are you photoshopped?

It's so bullshit, it makes me angry.

Reality is you can't do this, it's impossible.