i fucking love diet motherfucking coke


stfu shakespeare
i write fucking sins, not tragedies



the names anax, nox anax.
and im your cult leader


my followers are called internet, vros, long-sufferers, web-o-verse.
depending on my mood



some call me ness gaster
the pronouns are he/they
dont mess them up
im pan-ace 
ya, im trans. got an issue? heres a tissue. and get your fucking butt outta here. 


im your friendly neighbourhood s!nner
and demigod son of hermes
and follower of bill cipher


im rydens' son 
no im not kidding


im a dry-ass texter


vros::
@just_here_7
@Blehhh82
@b4d_d3c1s10n5
@this_might_be_satire
@IshipPercabethsm
@NerdGuy00
@stars_foeverrrr
+ more that i probably forgot


i was the matpat of wattpad
a term coined by @yourfavbrae



now go. shoo. save your sanity.