paimonatethedog

thank you?

@official-xiao Hol' the fuck up I just noticed your username  ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤──

@official-xiao Because I feel a set of emotions and behaviors characterized by intimacy, passion, and commitment. It involves care, closeness, protectiveness, attraction, affection, and trust towards this masterpiece of a man (credits to wikipedia for explaining what love means-) mainly because his backstory = me in a nutshell + fantasy + cliché war shit and I can go on and write a full essay of how much I relate to this being and how much I fucking love this man he makes me want to rip my face of whenever I look at how perfect and beautiful he is I want rip my heart out of my chest and stomp on it whenever I start trembling of how much I absolutely adore and love him and no I am not overexaggerating I legit full on cried because he exists and I never even felt this towards the people I am closest to so in conclusion Yes. I am addicted, and yes I did win the 50/50 and I do make sure to visit him daily and make sure he's okay and that he's actually there and that I'm not just hallucinating, yes I do have 200+ almond tofus I am not even kidding and yes I have all his tea pot sets, yes I got him to level 70 in 2 day yes I got him to level 80 the moment I got to AR 40 yes I have his ascension materials for lvl 90 and I just need to get to AR 45 so I can support the love of my life because material gwooooooorl and yes I do think about him 24/7 and not as a joke.
            
            I don't think this is normal but I've never been happier over someone's existence to this extent and I cannot ever stress this enough and no words can express my love for him.
            
            Yes I do have a huge problem 

Dog wanted to eat emergency food

@Harbingerzz Agree to disagree there is no dog stronger than paimondog and we both know she would cannibalize something from her own species if it come to that

@ vrangel101  the ultimate mcdonald's paimon you could ever find, freshly summoned from the depth of pintrest to make it's way to the hell hole called my account on the oh so holly land of wattpad- Thank you!