Hello all! I'm Maria, and you have stumbled across my Wattpad profile! *pours the champagne*

So let me tell you a little bit about myself:

-Singing an acting are my passions.
-I excessively fangirl over StarKid, Darren Criss, Harry Potter, Glee, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Dan Howell, and Phil Lester.
-I am the Queen of Sass. Deal with it.
-I like to write, obviously. (But I'm really shitty at updating and am fully aware of my shittiness).

If you like my writing, please follow, vote, and comment!
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@purpleskies__  hello! Unfortunately, that fanfic was deleted long ago. I may possibly put up a better, revamped version on here someday, but I need to start regularly updating these fanfics, as I am...
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