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Mon-Fri AEST -Arresting Attraction: How To Create A Criminal
Mon-Sun - I Review You

Hi There, 

We've probably crossed paths somewhere, either on the inter webs or in real life. 

This is where I post things of the written kind. 

My brain is filled with scattered pieces and weird imaginations and it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, so I figure if I write them down in the form of stories, I might be able to make sense of the insanity that is living within me. You could say this page is a lot like therapy. 
And if that's the idea I'm running with, let me psychoanalyse you, let me give you advice and stories and help through the things I write. Naturally, heavily disguised advice. 

This is our Support Group. 

Yes. That's what I'm going with. Run with it. Really. Run with it. Take this page and run. Run! 

No, wait. That's weird. 

Hi. I write. Sometimes I write novels. Sometimes I write plays. Sometimes I write films, written a lot of those, actually. Sometimes I produce things. Sometimes I stick a camera in front of things and hope it sort've works out the way I want. Sometimes I think I'm really clever, especially when I'm of the intoxicated variety, and I like to tell people I'm clever and explain really complex things in hopes that I really do know what I'm talking about. 

I feel like that's it. It's been a struggle condescending everything down to this. But you guys don't care about this, you'll gloss over it until you find the story you want to read. I'm onto you. 

But, if you care about my life, or want to know more, I guess you can be weird and follow the one piece of social media I sort've use that wouldn't really classify as stalking. But, I might stalk you, so that...would...Is that weird? Did I make it weird? Sorry I made it weird.