❝I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me❞ - 🐍

❝The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake❞
                                  
❝I'm not lazy. I'm just in energy-saving mode❞

❝If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape❞

❝You're the reason they had to put directions on shampoo❞

I'm just a person who offends people very often, but people laugh and think I'm joking.

Those girls who say that boys follow after them should bear in mind that low prices attract many customers.

My middle finger salutes you.

Life is short and so is your penis.

MY WORKS 

• You're Mine (discontinued)
•Leave Me Alone (discontinued)
• Kiera Undercover (discontinued)
• Pranks, Pajamas and Pretty Bad Puns (ongoing!)
• M is for Murder (coming soon!)

MY FRIENDS

• @pinkiepie1215
• @Aditi_da_ass
• @_cody_bitch_

MY LIFE

• non existent 
• non existent 
•non existent 

OMFG I REACHED 200 FOLLOWERS AND 2K READS ON PRANKS, PAJAMAS AND PRETTY BAD PUNS!

IM DYING.