Treasure, what's yo' pleasure?
Life is a, uh, dependin' how you dress her
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Stories by pissgod
A Salty Banana
Carlos, a faithful minion of Gru's goes out on a mission to steal a dick-lengthener from Vectors house. Howev...
GHOST (Kevin X Bob)
GHOST PARODY. Kevin and Bob are passionately in love- however their romance is brutally cut short when Kevin...
The Yellow Twist (MATURE)
Living with one of the most powerful, rich and sexiest men in all of Britain- Prime Minister Boris de Pfeffel...