verdanturfs

changing my username from harmonyy__ to verdanturfs!

verdanturfs

i just realised that it's been a year since i last changed my background! damn, that's a pretty long time.
          
          but around 5 minutes ago, i changed it. now it complements my profile picture-- kind of (:
          
          oh, and by the way; i have returned >:) expect some new and/or edited stories in a week or even a month!

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little skit between two personalities
          
          
          ren : tatsu! you're back! i thought you were dead!
          
          tatsu : ...i wasn't, and if i were dead, you'd be in the same condition as i were.
          
          ren : well, i suppose that's right. ooohh! i've published the actual first chapter of the story!
          
          tatsu : you have? perhaps i could check the spellings and how the plot went.
          
          ren : ...
          
          tatsu : ren?
          
          ren : ...ehhhhh --
          
          tatsu : -- i'll read it anyway. you cannot, and WILL NOT stop me.
          
          ren : oh crap.
          
          tatsu : //reads chapter one
          
          ren : ... //scoots closer to the window
          
          tatsu : ...
          
          ren : ...
          
          tatsu : ...ren?
          
          ren : ....yeeeeeesssss?
          
          tatsu : have you revised the chapter?
          
          ren : ...
          
          ren : ...
          
          ren : ... //opens window
          
          tatsu : ren...
          
          ren : ...yeaaahhh?
          
          tatsu : ...don't you /fucking/ dare --
          
          ren : //throws herself out of window
          
          tatsu : arceus /FUCKING/ dammit //also throws himself out of the window
          
          tatsu : GET BACK HERE YOU DUMBASS 
          
          ren : NNNEEEEVVVVEEEERRRRRR! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! HAH --
          
          tatsu : --  //magically teleported to ren
          
          ren : ...aRCEUS --
          
          tatsu : YOU BIRCH TREE //tackles down ren
          
          
          
          and that was how tatsu took over the account. the freaking end.