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little skit between two personalities
ren : tatsu! you're back! i thought you were dead!
tatsu : ...i wasn't, and if i were dead, you'd be in the same condition as i were.
ren : well, i suppose that's right. ooohh! i've published the actual first chapter of the story!
tatsu : you have? perhaps i could check the spellings and how the plot went.
ren : ...
tatsu : ren?
ren : ...ehhhhh --
tatsu : -- i'll read it anyway. you cannot, and WILL NOT stop me.
ren : oh crap.
tatsu : //reads chapter one
ren : ... //scoots closer to the window
tatsu : ...
ren : ...
tatsu : ...ren?
ren : ....yeeeeeesssss?
tatsu : have you revised the chapter?
ren : ...
ren : ...
ren : ... //opens window
tatsu : ren...
ren : ...yeaaahhh?
tatsu : ...don't you /fucking/ dare --
ren : //throws herself out of window
tatsu : arceus /FUCKING/ dammit //also throws himself out of the window
tatsu : GET BACK HERE YOU DUMBASS
ren : NNNEEEEVVVVEEEERRRRRR! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! HAH --
tatsu : -- //magically teleported to ren
ren : ...aRCEUS --
tatsu : YOU BIRCH TREE //tackles down ren
and that was how tatsu took over the account. the freaking end.