"Hi, Captain Jack Harkness"

"I'll tell you just this once what you missed on (this account)! Next time, I'm breaking both your fuckin' kneecaps. Ok? Ok. Here's what ya fuckin' missed."

After those wise words from Jack and Mickey, welcome to my account!


🖤Favorite Quotes🖤


"One, two, three! Back up, make some room! I am dead serious! I am not that pretty, back the fuck up!" -Gee Way

"Is that vodka? Straight? No, no, not are YOU straight! Is that straight vodka? *laughs* 'Is that vodka straight?' 'No, gay!'" -Harry Styles

"We are all a little bit gay, aren't we?" -Harry Styles

"I think Harry's fucking with me!" -Louis 

"The marriage is going pretty well! We've been each other's rocks this year!" -Niam

"The boys and the girls are in, I mess around with him, and I'm ok with it!" -Harry Styles "Medicine"

"Some people GENUINELY think we're in a relationship." -Larry 

"'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson-H.S.' 5 years and still going strong WHOOO!" -Liam

"There was a time in my life when I was sexually attracted to Trixie Mattel." -Katya "So right now?" -Trixie

"It's the self-hatred. She's here, and she's only getting started!" -Daniel Howell

"Spoiler Alert: I'm not straight." -Daniel

"Winning is everything-" "Nothing is everything to me" -Marvin and Whizzer