Ayyyye I'm maddie I'm 16 and I never learned how to read (not too sure what this site is all about) I like singing to birds to see how they like it at 4am, drinking about 3 bottles of mouthwash a day (I gotta FeEEl somehow) showing those fricken buttfies how graceful is done, and  being an obnoxious klance shipper. Along with those listed above my hobbies include not admitting I like reading gay smut, eating family size bags of Cheetos, pet'n sum hermit crabz and sharing a ham sandwich and lays potato chips with a cat named Charlie by the lake.