Ayyyye I'm maddie I am (definitely no longer) 16 and I never learned how to read (not too sure what this site is all about) I like singing to birds to see how they like it at 4am, drinking about 3 bottles of mouthwash a day (I gotta FeEEl somehow) showing those fricken buttfies how graceful is done, and  being an obnoxious klance shipper. Along with those listed above my hobbies include not admitting I like reading gay smut, eating family size bags of Cheetos, pet'n sum hermit crabz and sharing a ham sandwich and lays potato chips with a cat named Charlie by the lake. 

Charlie and I have been at the lake for 7 years now and have found wisdom in the old ham and rye. I return from the lake like a coconut crab clickit-y-ing and clackleing into the road.