Recipe for instant me:
2 cups of fan-fiction 
3 table spoons of comedy
1 pinch of beauty 
20 scoops of love for animals 
2 tea spoons of tolerance 
1 egg of awkwardness
Stir well until THICC. Bake for 45 minutes under a low heat (if it's too hot she won't be too happy). Take out of the oven. Let her cool down (you'll regret it if you don't). Top with icing made with anxiety, ocd, attitude, and random allergy flare ups.