Christmas eve ~> Christams pt 1

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(This will be a two parter just for the two days) (and most of these will just be little skits)

N:I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Sk:I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS !

Sr:I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Se:from my drinking PROBLEMS~

Kr: Feliz Navidad!

M:Feliz Navidad!

Ur & Ne: Feliz Navidad!

Lu:I wanna die lowkey...

Se:wanna hit?

Lu:... yesplease-

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Sk:we gotta get into the holiday spirit!

So to do so...

I got us matching ugly sweaters!

N:I already have my own outfit!

Sk:no

N: IT'S NOT BAD!

......

See? It's a jumper suit! And I'm Santa!

Sk:then who's your raindeer?

N:now onwards my trusty deer!

Ur:get the fuck off me!

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Ne: *looks around* *poors alcohol into eggnog*
Hehehehehehe

Se:*drinks spiked eggnog* mmm, I taste alcohol *continues to drink it*

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M:alright the success of Secret Santa shall SHOW!

Now one by one will give our presents to whoever we got

I'll go first!

Kr: awww a limited edition guitar! You shouldn't have!

M: alright

Kr: no

Sr: I'll go next

Here ya go ya fuck

Ne: aww my ikeman gave me a present! And it's...

I'm low-key disappointed

Sr: good

N:I'll go next I guess

Sk: oooo I'm surprised you didn't fuck this up.

N: you want me to?

Sk:no

Se: me it is

Ur: wait a outfit?

Se: for little yamada

Ur: I want to cry this is so cute

Sk: my turn!

Sr: huh? A candle?

Sr: I feel sleepy- *passes out*

Everyone: *passes out*

Sk:hehehehehehe all presents are mine!

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Secret Santas

M-Kr
Sr-Ne
N-Sk
Se-Ur
Sk-Sr
Ur-M
Lu-Se
Ne-N
Kr-Lu

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