r/Florida man

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Sr: ugh, where are we?

Sk: I think we're somewhere at least

N: I feel like my ass is getting penetrated

Lu: can you get off?

N:ohhhh...makes sense

Se: I'm not dead, FUCKKKKKKKKKK

M: well I think this was an success!

Ur:success my ass, why does it feel hot?

Kr: surely we're fine, right.

Ame: well we may or may not have crashed somewhere!

Mai: like the dumb puppy you are

Ame: HEY!! I take pride in being dumb (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Ne: guys, check GPS

GPS: you have reach Florida, USA.

All:...

N: welp, time to go on r/Florida man!

Sr: how did you ever like him

Lu: I don't know myself either...

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