???:*knocks on door*
Sr:why is everyone knocking at our door
Eve:listen I don't care about the religious shit, I want to know if Naruse is here to help me.
Sr:how so
Eve:I feel disgusting for having Sou as my boyfriend.
Sr:why
Eve:he behaves like a child, he's so innocent I feel like a pedo!
Sr:....maybe you shouldn't ask him
Ame:what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAAAATION!
Eve:you can work too.
Ame:if you need to get rid of his innocence, I'm available too.
Eve:I need it fast and quick.
Ame:make him high on Canibis, then you can get rid of it with food!
Eve:why with food?
Ame:...maybe you shouldn't know...
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Living with the homies
Random~🔆🧚 Crack Fic 🧚🔆~ Sakata, Naruse and Soraru finally finished college, now that they're legally adults they're trying to find a good way to spend it~ LIKE MAYBE- 1. Drive away from a Mexican Mafia and land in Florida, U.S.A.