Johnny lifted his head up. He was in some kind of bed, and where the fRiCc FrAcC was the feeling in his legs? He didn't know, until some guy walked in and started singing some kind of song:
"We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I~ A full commitment's what I'm going for, you wouldn't get this from any other guy~"
Johnny questioned it, but it was quite a nice song. Johnny asked the guy's name when he was done singing, and he told him his name was Rick Astley. Johnny introduced himself aswell. (And yes, every single one of you reading thid has been smoothly rickrolled. Thank me later ;))
The sandy blonde told Rick he has been shot in the legs and is now fucking crippled, and Rick offered him a Ricky-back ride.
~Timeskip~
Rick carried Johnny past the saloons and the horse stables, and they were on their way to a wheelchair shop. When they arrived, Johnny looked horrified. "Will i spend the rest of my life on one of these monstrosities?" He asked Rick quietly. "You don't have to, i don't mind Ricky-backing you everywhere. Johnny declined the offer, because it'd probably kill Rick, and he finally found a friend. They picked out a basic wheelchair, which costed 69420 dollars.
Rick put Johnny in the wheelchair, and after a minute or two, Johnny said "Dammit, my ass hurts already" And he groaned. He asked Rick if he could get him cola, but Rick said "Johnny, it's not invented yet, remember? The story has to make sense" Johnny questioned it, because Rick Astley was born in 1966, and it's 1890. 'JoJo logic, i guess' he thought.
~Another Time Skip~
It was 11:48. Johnny wanted to go to bed early, but he couldn't sleep. He decided to crawl to the campfire. It was still lit, so Rick must be there. He crawled closer, and asked Rick for a Ricky-back. "Sure, but why now? Didn't you want to sleep early?" "No, not really. I can't sleep, so let's go spot dinosaurs!" And so they decided to spot dinosaurs.
"Rick! I see one! It's blue!" Johnny whispered a little too loud, and the dinosaur noticed. "A?" The dinosaur went. "No, E" Johnny said. "E?" "Yes, E! Good dinosaur." "Thanks for letting me know what to scream when killin' you, bro. I appreciate it." The dinosaur said. "What the actual füÛūÚùCk" Johnny sang, a little bit sarcastically. "I dOn'T kNóØõÒöÔw" Rick sang in the exact same note. A second after, they teleported somewhere unknown. It looked like a desert. Johnny and Rick saw the flag of America flash, and a millisecond later, president Valentine stood in front of them. 'DamN, he hot' Johnny thought. Then he saw the president releasing millions of mosquitos. "wHaT Le FuUuUuUuUuUcK" Rick said. Johnny didn't know what to think. His mind went AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
'This is bad. Reaaaaally bad. Getting a boner in front of the hot president who is 29 years older than me? Oh fuck' Johnny thought. Luckily, Johnny still had 200 meters of rope and honey buns in his pocket. He tied up Valentine and force fed him honey buns. (Revenge??)
Authors Note:
This was -cOuGh- interesting to make, my humor sucks lol. 550 words :D
