Queen Incorrect Quotes

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Brian: My e y e (-ShesOnlyRockNRoll ) hurts.

Roger: Oh my God! Your e y e is so fucked up.

Freddie: What do you mean?

Roger: It's not quite brown, but it's not quite green. We need to get him to a doctor!

Brian: It's called hazel eyes.

Roger: I have to look it up hazel eye syndrome.

John: My God...

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Roger: WE NEED A BLOODY BASSIST!

Freddie: SHUT UP DARLING. 

Roger: *runs into dancing Deaky* You play bass, marshmallow?

John: eyesss

Freddie; He can be the bassist.

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Brian: *sneezes*

Roger: BLESS YOU

Brian: Thank you

Roger: Freddie, Deaky say "bless you" you ass holes. 

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John: Roger's voice always gets higher when he lies.

Roger: *in high falsetto* No it doesn't

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John: It's chilly

Freddie: *strips down and gives a pile of clothes to Deaky*

Roger: Hey Brian I'm cold

Brian: Want a science lesson on why it gets cold?

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Roger: Hello my name is Rogah Taylah and I am going to perform a piece called "Fuck"

Roger: *in screeching falsetto*  FUCK THIS FUCK THAT FREDDIE FUCKS HIS CAT.

Freddie: Okay, but that's not even true.

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Roger: Be 100% dishonest do I look like Santa.

Brian: No

Roger: See Freddie, I don't look like Santa.

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Brian: Lets play that game where we each say a word and make a sentence. My word is "Science."

John: "of"

Freddie: "dick"

Roger: "automobiles"

Brian: Science of dick automobiles

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Brian: We need an angel for the top of our tree.

Freddie: I know where we can get one! *lifts Deaky to the top of the tree* Comfortable, dear?

John: Not really

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It's been so long, but here's some little incorrect quotes for you guys!!! I am working on Christmas chapters of all my books (except Youth Gone Wild because like that takes place in August) . Woo hoo!