Queen Incorrect Quotes

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Roger: I love you, Brian
Freddie: Look, the most handsome sexy man in the world loves you. 
Roger: *smiles*
Freddie: I'd hate to burst your bubble, but I was talking about myself. I am the most handsome man in the world and I love Brian. 
Roger: *anger* I love you Brian, but I don't love the "most handsome man in the world"

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Brian: Freddie, you need to drink water. It will help your voice, it regulates blood pressure and body temperature. 
Freddie: You know what else water causes? THE CONSTANT NEED TO PEE. 

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Roger: So how does my job application look?
Brian: Roger, your name is not "Rogerina Dicklong" (yes that is a real last name)
Roger: Actually, I legally changed my name. Surprise! *jazz hands*

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Freddie: I had this crazy dream
Brian: About what?
Freddie: Deaky was cold so I put him the washing machine and called it a "Deaky warmer"
Brian: Where is Deaky anyway?
John: *from inside washing machine* It wasn't a dream!

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Roger: *throwing tantrum*
Brian: Roger, if you don't stop throwing a tantrum I'm going to crash your car.
Roger: *stops throwing tantrum* So how is your day going, Bri?

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Brian: My stomach hurts. 
Freddie: If your gonna throw up don't do it anywhere near me
John: My stomach hurts
Freddie: Do you need tummy rubs? 

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Okay I know it's been like almost 4 months, but here you go!